He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
—from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)
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uhohmarty:

Ice Covered Street Lamp on Mt Washington

sotama:

By Art : ash

K U R O O  T E T S U R O U
Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
—Johnny Depp (via kennedys-obsession)

spookyrnumblr:

i remember this one kid in my 3rd grade class who didn’t believe in eggs

12 DAYS OF SNK → DAY 2

FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER:
                      ↳ MIKASA ACKERMAN

finofilipino:

La historia detrás de un gif.

doctor-queenie:

nanaere:

j-catt:

Haru interacting with Kisumi like

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omg this is gorgeous

beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

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triphy:

Idk i’m in love w this photo